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An Official Civic Index · Fiscal Year ending June 2026

Someone Call 311! The Worst SF Neighborhoods

A definitive, per-capita ranking of the city's neighborhoods by their volume of complaints to municipal authorities. Presented without comment.

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Geography

Ranked by complaints per 1,000 residents

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Methodology & Notes

This index makes no attempt to account for the possibility that calling 311 frequently is a sign of civic engagement rather than civic decay. The authors consider this beyond scope.

Created with snark by Travis Briggs. Not completely serious. Fork on GitHub. Feedback to audiodude@gmail.com.

© 2026 Travis Briggs. This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. The source code is released separately under the MIT License.